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(2857 hits. Posted 2002/12/26)
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*clip-clop* *A Toddler* (Nicole) has arrived from the east, riding *Oscar the Cat*
*A Wife* has arrived from the east.

*A Wife* says ‘You! pAschit! Your time has come!’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Daddy!’
*Oscar the Cat* growls at you menacingly.

cringe wife
You cringe away from her.

*A Wife* says ‘You’ve been on that damn computer all day.  When are you going to realize that
you suck and you will never warlord again?  Quit whining about overkills and feed the baby!’

dism
You dismount from a computer chair and stop riding it.


grovel wife
You grovel at her feet.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Daddy daddy daddy!’

*Oscar the Cat* says ‘Meow.’
*Oscar the Cat licks himself.

##############1/4 tick later############
get spoon
You get a baby spoon.

give spoon toddler
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) drops a spoon.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) giggles.

get spoon
You get a baby spoon.

give spoon toddler
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) drops a spoon.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) giggles.

get spoon
You get a baby spoon.

give spoon toddler
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) drops a spoon.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) giggles.

get spoon
You get a baby spoon.

give spoon toddler
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) drops a spoon.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) giggles.

get spoon
You get a baby spoon.

give spoon toddler
Ok.

#######3 ticks later######

*A Toddler* (Nicole) drops a spoon.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) giggles.

get spoon
You get a baby spoon.

give spoon toddler
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) takes a bite of her dinner.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Out!’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) dismounts from a high chair, and stops riding it.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!’

ask toddler Do you want a cookie?
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Yes.’

give cookie toddler
Ok.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) drops a cookie.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh!’
*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘COOKIE!’

sigh
You sigh.

#######another tick later#######
*A Toddler* (Nicole) hits the bath water extremely hard and splatters it!
You are soaked by the hit!
You drip from wet clothes.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘BATH!’

*A Toddler* (Nicole) hits the bath water extremely hard and splatters it!
You feel drained.

######later######

*A Toddler* (Nicole) skillfully wields a book.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) giggles.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) stops using a book.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) draws a bottle.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) smites your left hand extremely hard.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) says ‘Uh-oh!’

You are incapacitated and will slowly go insane, if not aided.

*A Toddler* (Nicole) gives you a hug.
You feel your wounds begin to heal!
You feel better.

*A Toddler* (Nicole)’s shape blurs, and she begins to transform.
*A Toddler* (Nicole) disappears and in her place you see Nicole.

Nicole says ‘Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy!’

love nicole
You express your true feelings to her.

Nicole kisses you on the nose.
Nicole giggles.

Nicole walks behind a chair and discreetly relieves herself.

Nicole says ‘POOP’

##########Later, when baby is asleep##########

*A Wife* has arrived from the west.
*A Wife* says ‘Get off your butt and do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the floor, clean the grout, re-
shingle the house, paint the garage, solve global warming, bring world peace and win the lottery.’

*A Wife* says ‘When you’re done with that, maybe we can “have some fun.”’

########RL year later #########

say I’m done!

*A Wife* says ‘I have a headache.’

##########Later, when things have calmed down somewhat 
and *WIFE* has reverted to WIFE form############

Wife opens the door.

close exit
Ok.

Wife opens the door.

close exit
Ok.

Wife opens the door.

close exit
Ok.

Wife opens the door.

close exit
Ok.

Wife opens the door.

close exit
Ok.

Wife opens the door.

close exit
Ok.

Wife opens the door.
*Oscar the Cat* leaves west.

close exit.
Ok.

Wife narrates ‘GOD DAMN IT YOU STUPID RETARDED LOSER! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE
 FAKKING EXIT CLOSED!  YOU LET IT OUT YOU STUPID DUMB FACE NEWBIE!’

nar wtf?
Ok.

Wife narrates ‘STFU YOU STUPID NEWBIE!’

nar wtf?
Ok.

Wife narrates ‘WHY THE HELL CAN’T YOU KEEP IT CLOSED?  IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO SPAM
YOUR CLOSE EXIT ALIAS? I GUESS FOR YOU IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A SUCKING 
NEWBIE’

nar then why did you spam open it?
Ok.

Wife narrates ‘BULL$#!%’
Ok.

########Needless to say, *WIFE* was soon back#######

#######Next day, at dinner#########

eat ham
You chew a bite of the ham and swallow it.
You feel strange.

exam ham
This ham has been well-cooked.  It has been garnished with sweet potatoes and marshmallows, and gives
off a flavorful aroma.  The ham has a film-like coating surrounding it.

say erm...Wife?
Ok.

Wife says ‘Yes dear?’

say next time you cook ham for dinner, can you take off the plastic wrapper first?
Ok.

Wife disappears in a cloud of smoke, and in her place *A Wife* appears.
*A Wife* wields a ham.
*A Wife* pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

######I should have just shut up and ate it!#####


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 Very nice, I would like to see this log in the 'notables' section! 


2002/12/26 01:06, Tendor: 
LOL.

2002/12/26 01:22, Uriond: 
*A Wife* says ‘Get off your butt and do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the floor, clean the grout, re-
shingle the house, paint the garage, solve global warming, bring world peace and win the lottery.’

ROFL ROFL ROFL

2002/12/26 01:30, Alantir: 
I recognize this, and I don't even have children yet. :) Scary.

2002/12/26 01:38, Swork: 
Tihi :)

2002/12/26 02:18, Shakh:   
Uriond: *A Wife* says ‘When you’re done with that, maybe we can “have some fun.”’

Very nice Aschit!

2002/12/26 02:18, Téar: 
giggle
Your wife seems to have quite a temper;P

2002/12/26 02:21, Razoor: 
:):)

2002/12/26 02:36, Uriond: 
All women have a temper, Tear... it's called psychosis =)

2002/12/26 03:42, Fahil:   
man what did YOU drink? :P nice log better than mine

2002/12/26 05:44, Vaire: 
A pleasure as always, though I think it's not quite up to the quality we expect, Nicole is getting too verbal :P

*hugs and happy holidays*

2002/12/26 06:29, Gwokk: 
I pray your wife never strikes an interest to this game :/
Would hate to see what a *Raging Wife* looks like :(

Funny cant wait for part 5 =p *cringe*

Good luck and Happy Hollidays :)

2002/12/26 06:45, Shakh:   
Ack, seems like my post got a little messed up..

Uriond: *A Wife* says When youre done with that, maybe we can have some fun.

2002/12/26 09:21, Beleghir: 
I see you are trying to make your cat a means of transportation. But I have you out done. To make my proposition short, cats ALWAYS lands on their feet and buttered toast ALWAYS lands on the buttered side, so I will strap buttered toast to a cat, making it hover. This is basic physics here, I hope you people understand it. So by doing that my cat will hover and glide along the floor effortlessly while your cat must exert force through it's own means to move:p

I'm too tired for this:)

2002/12/26 13:08, Smasha: 
=) is fun isn't =) get some more *kids* will be a lot more fun after that ...

2002/12/26 16:25, Bigger: 
i'm a dwarf, which means i'm dum.
you do this every time u get a new child or what?
anyways, superb
didn't read it, read the last one :/

2002/12/26 16:50, Ilwin:   
nice ! ( 5 stars )
btw, where can i read part 1, 2, 3 ????

2002/12/26 17:28, Vaire: 
Ilwin go to Aschit's profile and they're linked from there.

Hmm...maybe I should try to do *A five-year old* Nah, It's Aschit's domain. Incidentally the Beorning toddlers in the game were based on my son by p(Trent) course he was a lot smaller now.

As for riding the cat, she must be fast, Alex could never catch my cats, they have HIGH awareness, unlimited MPs and manage to climb into containers.

2002/12/26 18:08, Aschit: 
Naww, Oscar is just fat from mudding all day. And since Nicole is trying to climb everything now, there are fewer places for him to hide. This 4th part was done hastily, just because I wanted to get another Mumer log up. Maybe I'll do part 5 soon too, and title it 'A Mumer's Christmas' or something :) Hmmmm.....I can see many possibilities for that one!

2002/12/26 18:19, Hate: 
:_)

2002/12/26 19:18, Liliah: 
Yippee, been waiting for the next one for ages :) Thanks again for a good laugh and I hope you make things up on the logs a lot.. otherwise you'd be:
affected by:
-depression

too much :) Kids are fun btw!

2002/12/26 20:06, Flegrik:   
Very fun! :)

2002/12/26 23:17, Bornack: 
appreciated

2002/12/27 08:42, Smasha: 
Just wait untill you get this :
*your 10 year old daughter* has arrived from the east.
*your 10 year old daughter* peers you and your *wife*
*your 10 year old daughter* asks 'mommy, daddy, what is sex and how does it happen'
*your horrible wife* panics and attempts to flee
*your horrible wife* leaves east, with some speed
*your 10 year old daughter* blinks innocently at you
etc ....

2002/12/27 11:47, Durandir:   
I am really working on the 'bring world peace and win the lottery' part..

2002/12/27 20:03, David: 
haha =) nice one =)

2002/12/27 21:52, Ilwin:   
I read the other 3 - best logs ever here !
I dont get it why ppl dont want to grade them though......

2002/12/28 05:05, Vaire: 
Somethings are just GOOD, they don't need to be rated or a rating to prove something. They stand alone on merit.

2002/12/29 06:39, Aschit: 
*nod* Vaire! And this was 'Mumer light', since it was short and not all that meaningful. Really this one just served as a way to kill some time for me. Besides, I didn't really think it belonged in the other section, despite the good ratings the 1st 3 parts received.

Maybe we could use a humor section with ratings? *begs ER*

2002/12/30 17:53, Sarinda: 
hehehe... Extremely nice as usual! :) *clap*


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