|2019/04/18 17:15, Samurai: || |
|Snakr, I'm sorry, I admit that I do enjoy provoking you, and I feel guilty about it. But in my defense, it's not like anyone could have a serious conversation with you. Maybe we could make it a little more creative than just your standard 'fag,' 'nigger,' 'pussy' stuff. I like your roleplay idea about the fat cuckold, so let's roll with it!
I'm a devout Jew with seven kids but the eldest has red hair and neither my wife nor I have the genes for that. So I'm clearly raising someone else's child, maybe yours? I'm 5'10' but I weigh 265lbs and I have diabetes and high blood pressure. I'm very hairy, like a teddy bear, and submissive in bed. I am muscular under the fat, but I eat too much matzo ball soup bagels and lox. I'm terribly hurt by your insults, but I want your love and approval. Please, Snakr, please love me. *beg beg* Don't hurt me anymore *cringe*, you big strong man! I have been wiping my tears with my yamika *sniff*, it's crusty with salt.
<Mithfalen enters the room.> Oh no, not that! Mithfalen looks so angry. Is that a whip? No, no Mithfalen, please spare me! *cower* I'll do anything boys, please!