|2015/11/05 00:11, Slordor: || |
|Saw this the other day.
Rudigar narrates '*commercial break*'
Rudigar narrates 'Have you never envied these happy few, these wealthy, successful dwarves, riding majestically and effortless on their splendid Dales Ponies?'
Rudigar narrates 'Have you never imagined yourself owning one just like that, only to be denied because of the annoying, illegal, and even racist Hobbitonian export regulations?'
Rudigar narrates 'So at the end of the day you just make do with your boring, old mule, all the while being mocked by your friends?'
Rudigar narrates 'Now tell me, how is that fair?'
Rudigar narrates 'For all of you, I have Good News: This is Your Chance!'
Rudigar narrates 'Come to the old Merchant's Guild in Bree, and have your own Beorn's Best of Breed for a mere 15 gold! Freshly fed and watered, and free of tax!'
Rudigar narrates 'Thank you for listening, and see you all at the Golden Scales!'
Rudigar narrates '*end of commercial break*'